Smells Like Teen Spirit

Someone I know recently suggested that I watch MTV, because at three o'clock in the morning, they play videos. The thing is, they used to ALWAYS do that. It was not some great surprise to see this, or this. Nowadays, the channel has nearly nothing to do with music (except, apparently, when most people are cashed out in bed). The transformation of MTV from what it was to what it has become would be similar to the Food Network abandoning food shows and devoting all of its programming to the day-to-day lives of elementary school children in Yemen. Some how, MTV has become a teeny-bopper wasteland of sweet sixteen divas and TV face-time wannabes who would likely be just as famous (and make their parents just as proud) if they went into porn. But then, on VH1, you can kinda do both.

You play your guitar on the MTV...